Something to think about.

Lie a lot.  Lie on every occasion possible.

If you lie often enough, someone will believe you, and they'll start telling your lies, too.  And eventually they'll convince someone, too, and so on.

As long as you persist, eventually you will have so many people agreeing with you, you'll be an Expert.

Then everyone will believe you.

Because half a million idiots can't be wrong.