Show up for the first regular Thursday Thing, and nobody's here? Where
are you? Why aren't you here? You know my life depends on kareoke, and
I'll probably keel over and be on life support by tomorrow with nobody
here, right? My life will turn into a vast wasteland of missed
opportunities, and I'll live in an alley in a cardboard box.
Oh, well, good thing I'm not a social sort of guy. Otherwise I'd feel